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Monday, April 27, 2009
NEXT LIFE by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then, when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous and then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid and you play. You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born; and then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then….. Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
You then go to primary school, you become a kid and you play. You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born; and then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then….. Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
NEWS FLASH
MICHAEL JACKSON a inregistrat in secret 100 de piese care vor fi ascultate abia dupa moartea lui. Ba mai mult, artistul i-ar fi spus lui Ian Halperin (cel care ii scrie biografia de care vom avea parte in curand si care se numeste Unmasked, The Michael Jackson Story) ca numai cei 3 copii ai sai: Prince - 11ani, Paris Katherine - 10ani si Prince Michael II - 5 ani, vor putea avea acces la piesele respective. Pai..daca bani nu mai prea are sa le lase, macar niste piese din care sa poata sa scoata niste verzisori. :))
Frontmanul U2, BONO, se simte prea batran pt a mai intra in lupta cu pirateria on line. In plus, deja lupta pt mult prea multe cauze si e implicat in mult prea multe campanii care deja ii mananca timpul (si probabil banii). Unde mai punem ca i-au sarit si colegii de trupa in cap, reprosandu-i (finutz asha) ca proiectele lui ar putea pune in umbra trupa U2 si implicit viitorul ei. Ei hai!
JOSE CARRERAS (mai e nevoie sa spun ca e cantaretul de opera J.C.?) va primi un premiu special, pt intreaga lui cariera, in cadrul festivitatii de decernare a premiilor Classical Brit Awards(nici nu stiam ca exista asa ceva, i mean the classical BA). Ceremonia va avea loc pe 14 mai, la Royal Albert Hall in Londra. Bravo!
Frontmanul U2, BONO, se simte prea batran pt a mai intra in lupta cu pirateria on line. In plus, deja lupta pt mult prea multe cauze si e implicat in mult prea multe campanii care deja ii mananca timpul (si probabil banii). Unde mai punem ca i-au sarit si colegii de trupa in cap, reprosandu-i (finutz asha) ca proiectele lui ar putea pune in umbra trupa U2 si implicit viitorul ei. Ei hai!
JOSE CARRERAS (mai e nevoie sa spun ca e cantaretul de opera J.C.?) va primi un premiu special, pt intreaga lui cariera, in cadrul festivitatii de decernare a premiilor Classical Brit Awards(nici nu stiam ca exista asa ceva, i mean the classical BA). Ceremonia va avea loc pe 14 mai, la Royal Albert Hall in Londra. Bravo!
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